LOL - Quote of the Month!
Got this in an e-mail today. Direct cut and paste with curse edits. Enjoy!WE CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH OF YOUR BULLS&#& NEW BEE WEVE BEEN TRECKEN YOUR BLOG FOR A FEW MONTHS NOW AND MAN ITS UNREAL. THE FIRST OHHHHHHH ID SAY MONTH OR SO YOU F%()ING NEVER LOST I MEAN EVERY BLOG WAS I WON THIS OPPS I WON AGAIN OH THEIR WE GO AGAIN I JUST HAPPENED TO WIN AGAIN HAHAHAHHA THENNNNNNNN ALL THE SUDDEN LIKE SOME ONE SAID TO YA HEY KID WHAT THE F(#% DO YOU EVER LOSE BANG YA START POSTING ALLLLLLLLLL THESE LOSES WELL LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING MY FRIEND IVE PLAYED WITH YOU BEFORE AND I DONT KNOW HOW THE F*&% YOU GOT TO WRITE ON POKERPAGES CAUSE YOU HAVE NO F%#$NG CLUE BELIEVE ME AND INSTEAD OF GOING THRU EACH DETAIL BY DETAIL OF WHY YOU DONT HAVE A F##$ING CLUE LETS JUST TALK ABOUT YOUR MOST RECENT BLOG YOU STATED MATTERA FACTLY THAT YOU QUOTE HAD 12 SOLID HAHAHAHAHA F$*& ME 12 SOLID OUTS WITH YOUR 23 OF SPADES WITH A BOARD OF A FLUSH DRAW WHICH YOU THINK YOU GOT 9 OUTS DONK AND YOUR GUTTER BALL STRAIGHT DRAW WHICH GIVES YOU 3 MORE OUTS MON!
K. WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BIG POKER PLAYER WRITER F*&%ING RETARD TELLING ALL THE YOUNG PLAYERS WHO READ YOUR F#$%ING BULLS&%* AND START PLAYING POKER HAHHAHAHAHA PROFFESIONALLY CAUSE YOU NEVER LOSE ITS EASY YOU DONT HAVE 12 SOLID OUTS WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER F%&*ING 18 CARDS OR I DONT CARE HOW MANY PLAYERS WERE DEALT 2 CARDS IF YOUR PLAYIN SHORT HANDED YOUR A REAL DONK WHAT WERE THEIR CARDS? YOU MEAN TA TELL ME YOU BELIEVE YOU HAD 12 OUTS HHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU DID NOT NEVER EVER EVER GO RIGHT NOW GRAB A DECK OF CARDS AND PUT 20 IN A PILE AND LOOK AT EM DO THIS A THOUSAND TIMES I DONT CARE HOW MANY TIMES YOU DO IT YOU WILL NEVER HAVE NO SPADES AND WILL ALMOST ALWAYS HAVE 1 FOUR FOR YOUR GUTTER BALL AND SOMETIMES 2 OR 3 FOURS IN THE 20 CARDS SO YOU SEE DONK YOU PROFFESIONAL YOU WHO HAS NO CLUE STOP NOW YOUR BULL&*%T WRITING SO THAT YOU DONT TURN SOME YOUNG KID INTO A NO SUCH THING DREAMING PROFESSIONAL POKER PLAYER !
THATS IT STOP IT STOP IT KNOW !
SIGNED
PISSED OFF READER
Well everybody, it's been a fun journey, but it has come to my attention recently that I really have no clue. I will now retire from professional poker and poker in general and probably move to costa rica, drink corona's, and surf all day. I'll pay rent for a one bedroom cabin on the beach for the next 27 years using the money I made in the last year. I will not write anymore, but will rather live vicariously as a ghost writer.
Thanks for the enlightenment!
Devo
posted by Devo @ 9:08 PM
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